The Garden of Earthly Delights

Title: Whoa [Fences AU]
Pairing: Chanyeol/girl!Kris, slight girl!Baekhyun/girl!Lu Han and Yixing/girl!Minseok, past Chanyeol/girl!Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, fluff, romance
Warning(s): girl!Kris, girl!Jongdae, girl!Baekhyun, girl!Lu Han, girl!Minseok
Word Count: 3,317
Summary: Chanyeol is too earnest for his own good. Kris is just afraid of catching her roommate in the act. (Part of my Fences AU)

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( “It's too bad Baek's a lesbian because you guys really would have been perfect for each other,” Jongdae mused, “You both seem to be under the impression that watching the door and waiting for the girl you want to bang is socially acceptable.” )

Title: 6 Foot Silver Lining
Pairing: Kai/Chanyeol
Rating: PG (+ swearing)
Genre(s): fluff, romance
Warning(s): schmoop. oh god, the schmoop OTL
Word Count: 1,063
Summary: It seems like the world hates Jongin and Jongin hates everything (aka Jongin's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day).
a/n: For drainbamage954 because KaiYeol.

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( Normally, Jongin loved the physical affection that Chanyeol handed out, but at that moment, he was so frustrated with everything that the air pressing on his bare forearms was pissing him off. )

Title: Cookies and Cream
Pairing: girl!Sehun/girl!Kai
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): fluff, romance, humor
Warning(s): girl!Kai, girl!Sehun
Word Count: 1,257
Summary: Sehun and Kai both have shit luck with guys so they might as well date each other, right?
Written for a prompt at the exopromptmeme.

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( Kai was slumped on the couch with a tub of ice cream in her lap and a spoon stuck between her lips, fist gripping the handle like a little kid using a utensil for the first time. )

Title: Familiar Faces in Unfamiliar Places
Pairing: Chen/girl!Suho
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, fluff
Warning(s): girl!Suho, gynecologists?
Word Count: 2,304
Summary: It's safe to say that Joonmyun had not been expecting Jongdae, her crush from back in high school, to be her new gynecologist. Cue the most awkward appointment of her life.
a/n: This happened because of a slip of the tongue and madelyn93. And props to bazza212 for dubbing it OBYChen XD

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( Jongdae sat down on the little stool at the end of the examining table, adjusting the paper over her bent knees, and Joonmyun willed herself not to think about the view he currently had. Of all the ways she'd ever imagined him between her legs, this was not it. )

Title: Never Have I Ever
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun, past!Tao/Kris
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, crack, fluff, romance?, split-second angst
Word Count: 1,686
Summary: Turning never have I ever into a drinking is a great idea, right? Lu Han thinks so, so it must be true.
a/n: Written for the exopromptmeme.

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( “Does anyone care to tell me why we're playing this?” Kris asked, sitting down in front of the couch. )