The Garden of Earthly Delights

Title: Whoa [Fences AU]
Pairing: Chanyeol/girl!Kris, slight girl!Baekhyun/girl!Lu Han and Yixing/girl!Minseok, past Chanyeol/girl!Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, fluff, romance
Warning(s): girl!Kris, girl!Jongdae, girl!Baekhyun, girl!Lu Han, girl!Minseok
Word Count: 3,317
Summary: Chanyeol is too earnest for his own good. Kris is just afraid of catching her roommate in the act. (Part of my Fences AU)

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( “It's too bad Baek's a lesbian because you guys really would have been perfect for each other,” Jongdae mused, “You both seem to be under the impression that watching the door and waiting for the girl you want to bang is socially acceptable.” )

Title: I Wanna Feel (Like I Am Floating)
Pairing: Seohyun/Jessica
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): romance, angst, fluff
Word Count: 5,211
Summary: Seohyun doesn't need anyone. But maybe she does.
Written for kpop_olymfics and originally posted here.
a/n: Apologies to my team for being the worst teammate ever (aka hiding out by myself) b/c I was too ashamed that I didn't get inspiration for this until two days before the deadline OTL That being said, I'm actually really pleased with this?

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( Maybe it wasn't a friendship that people would have been able to guess at. It wasn't loud or obvious and it didn't have fans making poster boards with their couple name on it, but Seohyun liked to think that she was closer to Jessica than most of the other girls were. )

Title: That's What She (Charmingly) Said
Pairing: Kris/girl!Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): crack, humor, romance, fluff
Warning(s): gynecology!, girl!Baekhyun, briefly mentioned girl!Kyungsoo
Word Count: 2,291
Summary: Baekhyun finds her gynecologist hot beyond all reason. She is inconvenienced (and mortified) by this fact. (exOBGYN!AU, same verse as Familiar Faces in Unfamiliar Places)
a/n: Somewhat inspired by these Scrubs clips (3:00, 14:00, 15:10, 16:50). Life updates in a/n at the end.

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( She knew he was a man, but she had not been expecting a man quite so...stunning? Handsome? Breath-taking? Yeah, any of those adjectives would work. What wouldn't work was her brain since it was obvious that he'd asked her a question and was waiting for an answer. )

Title: You're No Good For Me, But Baby I Want You
Pairing: Soyou/Dasom
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): romance?
Word Count: 1,470
Summary: Soyou is not the type of girl whom Dasom associates with, but there's something about Soyou that pulls her in. 1940's high school AU.
Written for the ambitiousgirls fic exchange for 921227.
a/n: Obscure 1940's slang meanings at the end. Title taken from Lana Del Rey's Diet Mountain Dew.

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( “Whistle bait like you? No boyfriend?” )