FPS (bffery!KyuMin)
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g_odalisque13Title: FPS
Pairing: bffery!KyuMin, implied!QMi
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor
Word Count: 295
Summary: Poor Kyuhyun is always getting nagged...and mentally scarred.
a/n: What is this nonsense? OTL
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Kyuhyun is minding his own business (aka playing StarCraft) when Sungmin comes into their shared bedroom, huffing loudly. He knows that the excessive amount of noise the older man is making is a clear indication that he’s annoyed and that Kyuhyun is about to hear about it.
He’s right.
“With the amount of first person shooters that you play, you’d think that you would be able to make it into the toilet,” Sungmin grouses, flopping down onto his bed.
“Huh?” Kyuhyun asks, turning around when he’s sure that his game is under control.
“There’s always piss all over the toilet seat.”
“How do you know it’s me?” Kyuhyun challenges, feeling a sting to his pride at what Sungmin is implying.
“Well, we share a bathroom and it’s not me,” Sungmin reasons, looking scandalized.
Kyuhyun, quite frankly, doesn’t know what to say to that. He also finds that he doesn’t have any urge to continue this conversation, so he turns back to his laptop, resuming what he was doing.
“Let’s just say I feel bad for Zhou Mi,” Sungmin says after a moment, tone of voice making it clear that he’s implying something. Probably something sexual, knowing Sungmin.
Kyuhyun tries to decipher the comment before he turns around again.
“Hyung, that doesn’t even make sense.”
Sungmin shrugs, unconcerned.
“It does to me.”
Kyuhyun lets that statement sink in for a moment, grimacing when he’s assaulted by a barrage of images that he doesn’t want. Ever.
“Remind me to never ask for details about your sex life,” he mutters, quickly busying himself with his game once more.
But Sungmin’s feral smile at that comment is burned into his brain along with those images. It’s gonna take quite a few hot showers to scald this one off of him.
Pairing: bffery!KyuMin, implied!QMi
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor
Word Count: 295
Summary: Poor Kyuhyun is always getting nagged...and mentally scarred.
a/n: What is this nonsense? OTL
----------------------------
Kyuhyun is minding his own business (aka playing StarCraft) when Sungmin comes into their shared bedroom, huffing loudly. He knows that the excessive amount of noise the older man is making is a clear indication that he’s annoyed and that Kyuhyun is about to hear about it.
He’s right.
“With the amount of first person shooters that you play, you’d think that you would be able to make it into the toilet,” Sungmin grouses, flopping down onto his bed.
“Huh?” Kyuhyun asks, turning around when he’s sure that his game is under control.
“There’s always piss all over the toilet seat.”
“How do you know it’s me?” Kyuhyun challenges, feeling a sting to his pride at what Sungmin is implying.
“Well, we share a bathroom and it’s not me,” Sungmin reasons, looking scandalized.
Kyuhyun, quite frankly, doesn’t know what to say to that. He also finds that he doesn’t have any urge to continue this conversation, so he turns back to his laptop, resuming what he was doing.
“Let’s just say I feel bad for Zhou Mi,” Sungmin says after a moment, tone of voice making it clear that he’s implying something. Probably something sexual, knowing Sungmin.
Kyuhyun tries to decipher the comment before he turns around again.
“Hyung, that doesn’t even make sense.”
Sungmin shrugs, unconcerned.
“It does to me.”
Kyuhyun lets that statement sink in for a moment, grimacing when he’s assaulted by a barrage of images that he doesn’t want. Ever.
“Remind me to never ask for details about your sex life,” he mutters, quickly busying himself with his game once more.
But Sungmin’s feral smile at that comment is burned into his brain along with those images. It’s gonna take quite a few hot showers to scald this one off of him.
